Maserati shopping for NetDorks

I went online this Cyber-Monday to get a total deal on a Maserati, But apparently I typed the URL for Beverly Hills Maserati incorrectly and inadvertently wound up at a porn site called Technorati ??? I didn’t really mind all the nekedness, but I was hoping there would be pictures of iJustine, CaliLewis, AmberMac or Leo Laporte there.  Oh well, “live and learn.”  I guess I’ll have to keep driving my crappy Ferrari for another year. I just got it washed but the rims are still dirty. I’m afraid to ask, but isn’t there a phrase I can relay to my house boy Kato… a request to have my rims cleaned?

P.S. I can’t login to my LiveDoor account because amazingly, I still don’t speak Japanese.

 -gj (dork)

Today I went to a new Dentist.

I’ve already Tweeted @twitter.com and Jaikued @jaiku.com about my experience at my new Dentist. But, in case you missed it, here is the recap. (comedy already!)

I arrived for my appointment at 2:30 (tooth-hurty) and disrobed as required.  After the probe, I was told to remove my implants.  Upon further examination, I was told to leave and never come back.

Of course, I got a lollypop, a rubber toothbrush and a tube of tooth blackener.  This will come in handy as I start Clown College in the spring.

That’s it for now.  I must rest these weary fingers.

 -gj

The comet… it just ’sploded!

I was outside and I saw it!  The comet everyone has been talking about on The Comet Channel, MSCometBS, Rush Limberg’s Comet Talk Radio Network of Excellence and of course www.explodedcomet.com.  I just took a pair of power spectacles outside and pointed them up torwards the big “M” constallation, and I saw what appeard to be a fuzzy semi-transparent moon.  It looks like this http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21636369/  If you happen to see it yourself, please do not move it or break it.  It is very fragile.  Now I’m going to go hide under my bed.

It sucks, but WordPress is last…

It’s strictly alphabetical.  And in my list of ‘blogs, WordPress is last so my final crappy leftover ‘blog gets posted here. The problem is that after posting 3 other blogs tonight, I’m out of material. Since I no longer work blue, I can’t even toss in a cheap Dick joke just to finish off. Problem solved. Good night ladies (and genitals.) P.S. Follow me at www.twitter.com/acomputerpro